I'm gonna go use JavaScript, then.

Instead, they introduced generics, right, which is this huge, massive, category-theoretic type system that they brought in, where you have to under[stand] – to actually use it you have to know the difference between covariant and contravariant return [and argument] types, and you have to understand why every single mathematical... [I tail off in strangled frustration...]

And then what happens on mailing lists is users say: "So I'm trying to do X." And they say: "WELL, for the following category-theoretic reasons ...there's no way to do it." And they go: "Oh! Oh. Then I'm gonna go use JavaScript, then." Right?

Ya, somewhat newfag to /prog/ here, though not to programming.
But Idk wtf you guys are goin on about.
I use JavaScript making websites, jQuery, that shit is awesome.
What's your problem with JavaScript bro?