Anonymous BBS

Hello /prog/.

Shiichan sucks and is written in PHP. Kareha sucks and is written in Perl (which causes more issues than anything else ever could when trying hard to do so).

Is there any sane BBS software out there or do I have to try and do it myself, despite not being an EXPERT PROGRAMMER?

Didn't the guy that wrote Kusaba write something in Python? Just use that if real languages like Haskell, C, Forth, and Perl are too hard for you.