LUA is FFOC

LUA is the toy language for those who enjoy the Forced Flushing Of L1/L2 Cache per operation. In fact, every operation causes several L2 cache misses during table look-ups, flushing both the L1 and L2 caches.

http://www.slideshare.net/hughreynolds/optimizing-lua-for-consoles-allen-murphy-microsoft

Enjoy your FFOC.

>>44
multi sub faggot ($n) { "oh god how did i get here im not good with computers"}
faggot
multi sub faggot ("HAX MY") { "ANUS!" }
faggot
multi sub faggot ("I'm >>44 and love cocks") { "You are!" }
faggot
faggot("I'm >>44 and love cocks")
You are!
faggot("HAX MY")
ANUS!
faggot("sjdjksda")
oh god how did i get here im not good with computers