LUA is FFOC

LUA is the toy language for those who enjoy the Forced Flushing Of L1/L2 Cache per operation. In fact, every operation causes several L2 cache misses during table look-ups, flushing both the L1 and L2 caches.

http://www.slideshare.net/hughreynolds/optimizing-lua-for-consoles-allen-murphy-microsoft

Enjoy your FFOC.

>>99
That's not what I meant to say, you're a monster, you destroy the child cudders' dream to cons up and become a valid evaluable argument list and live happy being applied to the procedure till its garbage collection by deviating him to be a dirty AIDS-ridden drug-addicted no life array of int64s. You have no heart, how can you call yourself a Lisper, if you're so insensible to cudders‽‽