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Name: Anonymous 2011-02-02 9:40

LO AND BEHOLD FOR I PRESENT YOU THE POWER OF QBASIC


'# Uncomment the next two lines before compiling with freebasic
'# the function 'PLAY' is a propietary QBASIC extension
'SUB PLAY(midistr AS STRING)
'END SUB

SUB MAIN()
    DIM count AS INTEGER
    'COLOR 15,1
    PLAY "<"
    FOR count = 99 TO 0 STEP -1
        IF (count-1) <> -1 THEN
            PRINT " ";count; " bottles of beer on the wall"
            PRINT " ";count; " bottles of beer"
            PRINT "  Take one down, pass it around"
            PRINT " ";count-1; " bottles of beer on the wall"
            PRINT
            '# X bottles of beer on the wall
            PLAY "e-8e-8e-8<b-8b-8b-8>e-8e-8e-8e-4"
            '# X bottles of beer
            PLAY "f8f8f8c8c8c8f4"
            '# take one down, pass it around
            PLAY "d4d8d8 N0 d8d8d8d4"
            '# X-1 bottles of beer on the wall
            PLAY "<a+8a+8a+8>c8c8d8d+8d+8d+8d+4"
        END IF
    NEXT count
END SUB

MAIN

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-02 9:46


10 PRINT "HI THIS IS CASINO"
20 PRINT "TELL ME HOW MUCH MONEY YOU HAVE"
30 INPUT A
40 IF A=0 THEN PRINT "GB2/WELFARE. NIGGER.":GOTO 10000
41 IF A>200 THEN PRINT "TOO RICH, JEW.":GOTO 10000
42 IF A<0 THEN PRINT "PAY OFF KIKE DEBTS FIRST, YOU ANUS.":GOTO 10000
45 PRINT "OK, ENTER A BET.":PRINT "YOU HAVE ";A;" GOLDS."
46 INPUT B
47 IF B=0 THEN PRINT "STOP BEING A CHINK COWARD.":GOTO 46
48 IF B<0 THEN PRINT "STOP BEING A DUMBASS.":GOTO 46
49 IF B>A THEN PRINT "LOAN SHARK NOT AVAILABLE.":GOTO 46
50 PRINT "OK, THIS IS ROCK/PAPER/SCISSORS."
51 PRINT "I HAVE MADE MY CHOICE, WHAT IS YOURS."
52 PRINT "TYPE (R)OCK, (P)APER, (S)CISSORS ";
60 INPUT C$
70 IF C$<>"R" AND C$<>"P" AND C$<>"S" THEN PRINT "LEARN 2 READ FUCKFACE.":GOTO 50
80 IF C$="P" THEN M$="SCISSOR"
81 IF C$="R" THEN M$="PAPER"
82 IF C$="S" THEN M$="ROCK"
90 PRINT "WOW I HAVE CHOSEN ";C$
91 PRINT "AND THAT MEANS A WINNER IS NOT YOU."
95 A=A-B
96 IF A=0 THEN PRINT "YOU'RE BROKE.":GOTO 10000
100 GOTO 45
9999 END
10000 PRINT "YOU HAVE LOST THE GAME."
10009 END

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