/prog/ - Lisp. Lisp is the only language

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 10:29

Why there are other programming languages besides Lisp? With Lisp's macro system you can create any language you need ever. Small, big, finely tuned for your task. Supporting other languages means opposing progress and delaying the inevitable future. There should be only one language and myriad languages at the same time. The one language is Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-01 6:02

dubz

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-01 6:11

Crap, I should've kept my prog.db updated.

What were posts >>181,183,185?

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-01 7:43

>>202
More importantly, who deleted them? Does that mean we have (*gasp*) ^_mods on /prog/?

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-01 7:51

>>203
No, comments are deleted automatically when they receive a critical number of downvotes.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-01 7:51

>>203
MrVacBob

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-01 8:51

>>203
Someone once posted ignore >>181,183,185 with your current IP and you can't see them. I can.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-01 9:04

>>206
How can I find out what is my current IP? Is there a way to retrieve this back and see the posts again?

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-01 9:33

>>206,207
oh u

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-01 10:31

>>205
I had begun to seriously doubt MrVacBob's existence as a /prog mod a while before learning of the deletion of >>179,181,183,185. He certainly doesn't give much of a fuck though.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-01 14:14

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Name: Anonymous 2011-03-01 14:14

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>>169
<-- that's cool and all, but check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-01 14:38

>>210
C is not even Turing-complete. sizeof(void*) is finite.

Name: penis 2011-03-01 15:03

roflcopter

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-01 17:22

If Lisp is so great implement me a type system as powerful as OCaml's or Haskell's, thanks.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-01 17:31

>>214
That's like 10 lines in Scheme.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-01 17:45

>>214
As powerful, or the same as? There are different ways to extend the untyped lambda calculus, and I don't recall ever seeing a "type system power" ranking

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-01 18:15

>>214
typed racket

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-01 18:58

>>217
Ugh fuck you for taking just the last bit of fun left in it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-01 19:07

>>214
http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1298988805/15
OMG SO POWERFUL [/obvious troll]

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-02 1:04

>>219
That would be so easy in Typed Racket.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-02 4:01

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-27 4:14

W00t!!! W00t! OMG!CHECK THOSE DUBZ WITH 3 SAME FUCKING DIGITS!! THAT'S TRIPLE DUBZ!!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-27 5:26

>>222
nice bro i jelly

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-27 12:33

jelly

Back to /b/ with you, verminous scum.

Name: kodak_gallery_programmer !!kCq+A64Losi56ze 2011-10-27 19:08

Funny, I got a resume that said they knew Scheme and actually cited SICP in their resume. I figured it was some idiot from this board. So me, along with HR did the logical thing. We threw the resume away and then sent this person a letter that basically said to the effect "Never apply here again".

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-27 19:15

>>225
Good going, mate. Wouldn't want to bore such and enlightened mind to death by programming Kodak's galleries or whatever crud they make in your workshop.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-27 19:17

>>>226
:s/and/an/

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-27 19:19

>>226
:s/workshop/sweatshop/

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-27 19:21

>>225
You're mother must be proud of you.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-27 19:38

>>229
Well I am and I don't care it >225-san's moms is or not.
You dont the right thing, son and your peers respect you for it.
Good Job!

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-01 19:58

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