Haskell.

This obscure language represents a peculiar corner of the programming language world called functional languages. One of the peculiar things about such languages is that they don’t have variables. Although Haskell isn’t widely known among programmers, those who know of functional languages suspect that they, too, are rather slow

First of all, "can't" is a contradiction of "cannot" and thus requires an apostrophe. If you cant even properly grammar, how can you hope to achieve intellectual clarity of ideas?
Autist detected.

If you cant even properly grammar
verbing a noun