Haskell.

This obscure language represents a peculiar corner of the programming language world called functional languages. One of the peculiar things about such languages is that they don’t have variables. Although Haskell isn’t widely known among programmers, those who know of functional languages suspect that they, too, are rather slow

LISP had its serious shortcomings: its promotion of the idea that a programming language should be able to formulate its own interpreter (which then could be used as the language's definition) has caused a lot of confusion because the incestuous idea of self-definition was fundamentally flawed. -- Edsger Wybe Dijkstra