Programming language idea

Hi /prog/,
I have an idea for an esoteric programming language.
It will be called BitFuck and will have bitshift operators for I/O, ambiguos syntax and will have lambdas. Also vectors and hashmaps.

Here's some example code:


template<int n>
struct f { enum { value = n * f<n-1>::value };};
template<>
struct f { enum { value = 1 };};

int main() {
   cout << /* output with bitshift? who would ever think something so stupid! LOL */ f<f<3>::value+1<f<2>::value>::value; // I'm a genious, this shit is unreadable
}

>>1
How the fuck did you manage to sell your indecipherable bullshit toy language to more than half of developers in my company 10 YEARS BEFORE YOU EVEN INVENTED THE LANGUAGE‽^‽_‽