C++ Literature

I'm in no way even a decent programmer. I'd like to become better, and have already settled on C++ as the language to begin with. I've learned quite a bit from reading documentation and online tutorials, etc, but I think it's time to read an actual book on C++.

What book(s) should I get and why?

>>52
No, we have you, Xarn and The Sussman

>>56
In which case, hello Xarn, haven't seen you in a while

>>57
What makes you so sure it wasn't The Sussman?

>>58
Because you are The Sussman, I am me and he his Xarn.

>>58-59
No, because I am The Sussman, and I am also not >>55 ("you", as >>56 demonstrated). Thus >>56 must be Xarn.

>>60
Actually, I am >>56,59, you are The Sussman and >>57 is Xarn