C++ Literature

I'm in no way even a decent programmer. I'd like to become better, and have already settled on C++ as the language to begin with. I've learned quite a bit from reading documentation and online tutorials, etc, but I think it's time to read an actual book on C++.

What book(s) should I get and why?

>>49
Oh, you think so? Then time how quickly you'll change your mind when he comes back with his asspie, necroposting-hissy-fit ways, you crazy bastard.