hey lispers, knights of the lambda calculus

its over; you've lost. C++0x will have lambda functions. 2011 is the year of C++0x and there is not a goddamn thing you can do about it.

this is getting sooooooooooo stupid, every programming language adds bullshit functional programming syntax to make their language more *edgy*

lambda functions- try inline functions bitch
closures- only works with languages with nested functions, a total waste on C family of languages
high order functions- try function pointers bitch

I could go on, but I just want to say IM NOT IMPRESSED BY YOUR FUNCTIONAL PROGRAMMING SYNTAX ADDED TO PROGRAMMING LANAGUAGE XXX