GNU Coding Standards

GNU teaches you how to become a terrible programmer:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GNU_Coding_Standards

[1] Retarded indentation
[2] use of goto
[3] Struct is not typedef'd
[4] Using &poop instead of a proper pointer
[5] Variables not declared at top of function (ANSI C requires it)
[6] global elements have no namespacing
[7] Expressions are not properly grouped (foo.bar < GIZMO_SNUFKIN_THRESHOLD / 2 is ambigious, what gets executed first? parentheses are your friends)

>>47

I forgot to mention, even more delicious than CINNAMON-ROLLS.