where to rent a botnet???

Hi!

I heard about underground places on the net where anybody can rent a botnet for a day... I wanted to see how easy it can be.  Where are thoses places? Any links for me?
thanks!

Consider this: A team of successful OOP programmers.
Stateful, nondeterministic programmers entering your functional scope. Replacing your functional monads. Modifying your functional variables.
And you can't do shit since they're nondeterministic. The OOP leader grabs your list and modifies it with his assignment operator.
The OOP programmers finally dominate your language. They execute barbaric functions with side effects and you are forced to be their slave.
Such is the downfall of Functional Languages.