Yes, I'm not quite satisfied with neither my typesetting nor my composition. The whole thing came off as too forced, the propriety for this forum not withstanding, and the headers ended up looking too heavy.
Using [coed] tags on the questions wouldn't have served to emphasize the answers much, and giving the answers greater weight would have required making them shorter, and thus neglecting the rationale for my coeding choices.
So fuck off, ``faggot''.
PS: thank you for your critique, it helps making this a less shitty /prog/.