Name: Anonymous 2011-01-03 3:49
BASIC would GOTO the kitchen when told.
Lisp would be ... well, a woman, because nobody can understand a single thing she says.
Perl would be feminism (because it's fucking ugly).
Prolog would be a woman because she doesn't make any sense and says "no" far too often.
C++ would be a fat nigger momma.
Haskell would be Marilyn Monroe, very pretty but fucking INSANE and has no value other than looking good.
PHP would be a rape victim, enough said.
Lisp would be ... well, a woman, because nobody can understand a single thing she says.
Perl would be feminism (because it's fucking ugly).
Prolog would be a woman because she doesn't make any sense and says "no" far too often.
C++ would be a fat nigger momma.
Haskell would be Marilyn Monroe, very pretty but fucking INSANE and has no value other than looking good.
PHP would be a rape victim, enough said.