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#include __FILE__

#define true rand()%2
#define false rand()%2

enum Bool
{
    True,
    False,
    FileNotFound
};

<script type="text/javascript">

    var strong = /^[a-zA-Z\d\W_]*(?=[a-zA-Z\d\W_]{6,})
               (((?=[a-zA-Z\d\W_]*[A-Z])(?=[a-zA-Z\d\W_]*[\d]))
               |((?=[a-zA-Z\d\W_]*[A-Z])(?=[a-zA-Z\d\W_]*[\W_]))
               |((?=[a-zA-Z\d\W_]*[\d])(?=[a-zA-Z\d\W_]*[\W_])))
               [a-zA-Z\d\W_]*$/;

    while (true) {
        var password = prompt("Enter password", "");
        if (password == null) {
            alert("Error: Unable to read password, Refresh the page to try again!");
            break;
        }
        else if (password.length < 7)
            alert("Password must be longer than " + (password.length + 1) + " characters");
        else if (!strong.test(password))
            alert("You must enter a stronger passoword, make sure you enter a strong password");
        else
            alert(GenerateRandomError(password));
        }

    function GenerateRandomError(password) {
        var error = Math.floor(Math.random() * 1)
       
        switch (error) {
        case 0:
            return InvalidCharInPosError(password);
        default:
        }
    }

    function GetPosString(position) {
        switch (position) {
        case 0:
            return "1st";
        case 1:
            return "2nd";
        case 2:
            return "3rd"
        default:
            return (position + 1) + "th";
        }

    }

    function InvalidCharInPosError(password) {
        var pos = Math.floor(Math.random() * password.length);
        return "The character \'" + password.substr(pos, 1)
           + "\' is not supported in the " + GetPosString(pos) + "position";
    }
</script>

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toris

>>4
i fucking hate you

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