Paradoxes!
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Anonymous
2010-12-18 7:40
Post your favorite paradoxes.
I'll start:
>>2's comment is true.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-12-18 7:40
Name:
Anonymous
2010-12-18 7:42
I do or don't prefer tautologies.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-12-18 7:49
You MUST make a choice between never having sex, or never doing programming. EVER AGAIN. What do you choose ?!
Name:
Anonymous
2010-12-18 8:59
I am a programmer.
I like the C language.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-12-18 9:21
I am a scripter
I like python
Name:
Anonymous
2010-12-18 9:25
i post on twitter but i hate people with short attention spans
Name:
Anonymous
2010-12-18 9:26
I post on reddit but I think I have a valid opinion
Name:
Anonymous
2010-12-18 10:09
I am an EXPERT PROGRAMMER.
I post on /prog/.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-12-18 10:51
I'm a LISP programmer.
I love iteration.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-12-18 10:57
>>10 LIES! ALL FILTHY LIES!
Name:
Anonymous
2010-12-18 14:14
>>10
Common Lisp has what is basically the iteration-construct-to-end-all-iteration-constructs with
loop, so that's not really a paradox.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-12-18 14:26
I'm a C++ programmer.
I like sanity.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-12-18 15:24
These are more like contradictions than paradoxes.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-12-18 17:31
I can compile Java bytecode in Python.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-12-18 17:45
THIS THREAD AS BEEN REPLACED WITH THE FOLLOWING THREAD:
Subject: Compiling Java bytecode in Python
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Email:
It doesn't work.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-12-18 18:21
>>12
No,
iterate is the iceaic.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-12-19 5:47
If I asked you to have sex with me, would the answer to this question be the same as the answer to that question?
Name:
Anonymous
2010-12-19 6:09
>>18
YOU FAGGOT NIGGER QUEER I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE
Name:
Anonymous
2010-12-19 7:54
Name:
Anonymous
2010-12-19 12:59
>>18
I'm using that as an opener.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-12-19 13:02
>>1
My favorite paradox is this:
Given two options, make a choice between never having sex again and never programming again.
You *must* make the choice
You may *not* choose both.
You may *not* choose none.
You MAY assume that you have both programmed and had sex already.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-12-19 13:03
Name:
Anonymous
2010-12-19 13:22
>>19
I'm using that as an opener.
Name:
VIPPER
2010-12-19 13:47
Name:
Anonymous
2010-12-19 14:02
The JEWS that is killing /prog/.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-12-19 14:12
both of us are schizophrenic, but i am not
Name:
Anonymous
2011-02-03 5:10
Name:
Anonymous
2011-02-03 6:09
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