/prog/ - Official ????? Challenge

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-14 15:04

Let's pretend this board is not infested with Haskell/LISP fanboys for a second, shall we?

Name: VIPPER 2010-12-14 15:15

>>1
I sense that someone has not read his SICP.

Name: LISPPER 2010-12-14 16:02

>>1
Please, back to http://mitpress.mit.edu/sicp/full-text/book/book.html

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-14 16:05

>look

You are in a

/prog/

.

There are two other people here.

One of them appears to be wearing a robe and wizard'

s hat.

The other appears to be a

Xarn

.

There is a cudder lying on the floor here.

>i

You have:

  a computer

  a copy of SICP

>do >>1

You pretend this board is not infested with Haskell/LISP fanboys.

Your computer is rendered useless by forces unknown!

Your copy of SICP fades away!

The cudder slithers off into the distance!

You feel weak without your SICP.

>look

There is nothing here.

You feel weak without your SICP.

>i

There is nothing on your person.

You feel weak without your SICP.

You fall unconscious! You have nightmares of stack overflow. This wouldn'

t happen with TCO!

You feel the sharp fangs of a

Python

 sink into your neck.

You die...

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-14 16:06

>>4
Fuqin' code tags!

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-14 16:14

>>1
Forget it, it's NP-complete.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-14 20:15

I don't know any functional languages .

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-14 20:26

>>7
I don't know any functional languages .
know any functional languages .
any functional languages .
functional languages .
ctional languages .
onal languages .
l languages .
nguages .
ges .
s .
.

Back to /Learn Punctation in One Defun/, ``please''.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-14 21:14

>>8
Fuck off, [faggot]``spoiler''[/faggot].

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-15 1:01

>>9
Windows user: detected

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-15 1:39

>>10
u mad nigga

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-15 2:42

Best thread of the year? Or of the century?

>>11

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-15 2:43

I forgot to tell what I wanted to say to >>11.

11th, you're faggot your sage

Name: LoLoL So RaNdUm 2010-12-15 3:09

EPIC WIN OP

Official ????? Challenge

1 Name: Anonymous 2010-12-14 15:04

2 Name: VIPPER 2010-12-14 15:15

3 Name: LISPPER 2010-12-14 16:02

4 Name: Anonymous 2010-12-14 16:05

5 Name: Anonymous 2010-12-14 16:06

6 Name: Anonymous 2010-12-14 16:14

7 Name: Anonymous 2010-12-14 20:15

8 Name: Anonymous 2010-12-14 20:26

9 Name: Anonymous 2010-12-14 21:14

10 Name: Anonymous 2010-12-15 1:01

11 Name: Anonymous 2010-12-15 1:39

12 Name: Anonymous 2010-12-15 2:42

13 Name: Anonymous 2010-12-15 2:43

14 Name: LoLoL So RaNdUm 2010-12-15 3:09