/prog/ - fuck this shit

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-10 17:56

So I was reading this Ruby book, "The Well Grounded Rubyist",

Excited to finally get into this popular web 2.0 programming language,

Hoping to see cool features and a nice syntax,

But it wasn't too long before I realized --

At first I thought it was just 'me' --

But no, Jesus Christ, it's true!

FUCK THIS SHIT. RUBY IS JUST LIKE FUCKING PERL!

What the fuck is this shit. Am I so old that I'm the only one who remembers Perl? All these web 2.0 people are 10 year olds?

Why the fuck would I code Perl with different syntax? If for some strange reason I feel like coding Perl, I'll fucking code Perl.

Fucking Japanese, stealing our stuff, even if it's horrible.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-11 21:04

>>40
no u

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-11 21:25

That sucks. I hate perl. I was arguing for python on my next work project with another guy. Eventually we compromised on ruby, which I was going to teach myself next week.

I got trolled.

THERE IS ONE TRUE WAY TO DO ANYTHING, EVERYTHING ELSE IS WRONG OR REDUNDANT.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-11 21:36

>>42
Thinking in absolutes
Typical Pythonista hipster.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-11 22:35

>>43
hipster
fuck off and die of a slow and painful disease you shit-eating faggot cunt

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-11 22:38

There is almost nothing similar syntactically between Perl and Ruby, everyone who takes the main topic of thread seriously is an idiot and it would be a waste of time to even explain why

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-11 22:58

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Name: Anonymous 2010-12-11 23:14

>>44
Can't handle the truth.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-11 23:20

Why is the Sussman trolling us so much these days? What have we done to anger him?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-12 1:16

>>44
NO U, hipster

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-12 2:09

>>49
fuck u lol

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-12 3:29

AUTISM

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-12 3:50

>>51
eat shit

Name: lua 2010-12-12 4:25

lua

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-12 4:53

AUTISM

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-12 6:33

>>54
http://boards.4chan.org/jp/

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-12 13:50

AOOTISM

Name: NIGGERS 2010-12-12 13:53

hi fags, just lettin you know /jp/ linked to you http://boards.4chan.org/jp/res/6609452

enjoy your fucking FAIL AND AIDS, /PROG/

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-12 13:59

>>57
/jp/nee-chan loves us! I knew it!

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-12 14:33

>>58
nee-chan
Hey, /prog/ is /jp/'s oniichan. /jp/ is younger.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-12 14:35

ruby is bad and you should feel bad

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-12 14:42

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Name: Anonymous 2010-12-12 14:49

>>59
nee
nii
THERE'S A DIFFERENCE!

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-12 16:41

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Name: Anonymous 2010-12-12 16:57

>>60-61
U MENA PYTHON.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-12 17:28

>>64
ruby is python and you should feel python
Don't ruby. Python and you'll be FIOC~

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-12 18:16

Can't stand the idea of indenting my code as per Guido.
Nor do I think much of a language that doesn't have a case/switch statement.
Guido and his shit language can go climb a mountain of dicks.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-13 3:58

>>66
Does luby have case/suwitch statementu?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-13 7:25

>>67
http://www.techotopia.com/index.php/The_Ruby_case_Statement

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