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Name: Anonymous 2010-12-10 17:56

So I was reading this Ruby book, "The Well Grounded Rubyist",

Excited to finally get into this popular web 2.0 programming language,

Hoping to see cool features and a nice syntax,

But it wasn't too long before I realized --

At first I thought it was just 'me' --

But no, Jesus Christ, it's true!

FUCK THIS SHIT. RUBY IS JUST LIKE FUCKING PERL!

What the fuck is this shit. Am I so old that I'm the only one who remembers Perl? All these web 2.0 people are 10 year olds?

Why the fuck would I code Perl with different syntax? If for some strange reason I feel like coding Perl, I'll fucking code Perl.

Fucking Japanese, stealing our stuff, even if it's horrible.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-10 17:57

Read YHBT Haskell Beginner Tutorial

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-10 17:59

We found you /prog/ing it up on shitspace http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewtopic.php?f=35&t=22698#p411798

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-10 18:04

>>3
eat shit and die

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-10 18:43

>>1
Too bad Ruby is SLOWER AS FUCK than Perl.

Name: lua 2010-12-10 19:30

lua

Name: LISPPER 2010-12-10 19:32

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-10 19:33

Why do ruby books always have such stupid names?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-10 19:35

but isn't a.pop better than pop(@a)

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-10 19:39

>>9
you're arguing OO vs procedural; this is irrelevant to the thread

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-10 20:39

>>9
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Name: Anonymous 2010-12-10 20:51

>>9
It's all a matter of taste. You can still have pop(@a) in a fully object-oriented world. For example, in Python: pop(@a) instantiates an object of the pop class - a class that contains especialized methods for dealing with popping operations.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-10 20:55

>>12
Python

now:
   you.__have__(2,
                """problems""")

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-10 21:01

>>13
if len(problems) > 98:
  for p in problems:
    if p is Bitch: problems.remove(p)

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-10 21:39

>>14
for

if len(problems) > 98:
    filter(problems, lambda p: p is not Bitch)
(when (> (length problems) 98)
  (filter not-bitch? problems))

And now you have three problems.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-10 22:06

>>15
oh, god.
what is this shit?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-10 22:18

>>16
Line 1:
an if.

Line 2:
a filter.

Line 3-4:
Scheme equivalent.

Line 5:
Please, kill yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-10 22:35


problems.length > 98 and problems.reject! { |p| p.is_a?(Bitch) }

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-10 23:04

RemoveProblemIfBitchEx((hParam*)problems, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL);

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-10 23:17

>>17
hey, it's not my fault that your language has beauty comparable to a large pile of shit

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-10 23:19

>>20
that was python.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-10 23:24

APL CAN SOLVE EVEN THIS PROBLEM IN A CONCISE AND [b]BEAUTIFUL[/b] MANNER.

(((⍴problems)⍴98>⍴problems)∨∼problems∊bitch)/problems

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-10 23:26

>>22
forgot my [code] tags.
(((⍴problems)⍴98>⍴problems)∨∼problems∊bitch)/problems

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-11 0:51

>>23
i can't find the ⍴ or ∊ key on my keyboard :(

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-11 0:59

>>1
Why the fuck would I code Perl with different syntax?

That's the whole point of Ruby. Even the name suggests its relation with Pearl.

Some people just want Perl with different syntax.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-11 1:20

>>25
But Perl syntax is delicious$@#@$_/@!/{$@;}!$#

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-11 1:42

>>26
#!/usr/bin/perl -w
use strict;

                                           $_='ev
                                       al("seek\040D
           ATA,0,                  0;");foreach(1..3)
       {<DATA>;}my               @camel1hump;my$camel;
  my$Camel  ;while(             <DATA>){$_=sprintf("%-6
9s",$_);my@dromedary           1=split(//);if(defined($
_=<DATA>)){@camel1hum        p=split(//);}while(@dromeda
 ry1){my$camel1hump=0      ;my$CAMEL=3;if(defined($_=shif
        t(@dromedary1    ))&&/\S/){$camel1hump+=1<<$CAMEL;}
       $CAMEL--;if(d   efined($_=shift(@dromedary1))&&/\S/){
      $camel1hump+=1  <<$CAMEL;}$CAMEL--;if(defined($_=shift(
     @camel1hump))&&/\S/){$camel1hump+=1<<$CAMEL;}$CAMEL--;if(
     defined($_=shift(@camel1hump))&&/\S/){$camel1hump+=1<<$CAME
     L;;}$camel.=(split(//,"\040..m`{/J\047\134}L^7FX"))[$camel1h
      ump];}$camel.="\n";}@camel1hump=split(/\n/,$camel);foreach(@
      camel1hump){chomp;$Camel=$_;y/LJF7\173\175`\047/\061\062\063\
      064\065\066\067\070/;y/12345678/JL7F\175\173\047`/;$_=reverse;
       print"$_\040$Camel\n";}foreach(@camel1hump){chomp;$Camel=$_;y
        /LJF7\173\175`\047/12345678/;y/12345678/JL7F\175\173\0 47`/;
         $_=reverse;print"\040$_$Camel\n";}';;s/\s*//g;;eval;   eval
           ("seek\040DATA,0,0;");undef$/;$_=<DATA>;s/\s*//g;(   );;s
             ;^.*_;;;map{eval"print\"$_\"";}/.{4}/g; __DATA__   \124
               \1   50\145\040\165\163\145\040\157\1 46\040\1  41\0
                    40\143\141  \155\145\1 54\040\1   51\155\  141
                    \147\145\0  40\151\156 \040\141    \163\16 3\
                     157\143\   151\141\16  4\151\1     57\156
                     \040\167  \151\164\1   50\040\      120\1
                     45\162\   154\040\15    1\163\      040\14
                     1\040\1   64\162\1      41\144       \145\
                     155\14    1\162\       153\04        0\157
                      \146\     040\11     7\047\         122\1
                      45\15      1\154\1  54\171          \040
                      \046\         012\101\16            3\16
                      3\15           7\143\15             1\14
                      1\16            4\145\163           \054
                     \040            \111\156\14         3\056
                    \040\         125\163\145\14         4\040\
                    167\1        51\164\1  50\0         40\160\
                  145\162                              \155\151
                \163\163                                \151\1
              57\156\056

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-11 2:36

My other camel is a cdmel.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-11 2:38

My other dromedary is a aromeadry.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-11 6:52

My other CPAN is a gem.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-11 13:35

My other ((())(()(()()(()()()(()(())(()(()()()))(())())))(()))(()(()())())) is a $%@/$@/s@$a{$_[$#$$]}$

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-11 14:17

My other { is a end

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-11 14:57

HAX MY END

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-11 15:06

{ MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-11 15:19

"Let's take Python, then fuck everything up." -Matsumoto

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-11 16:37

Ruby Similar to Perl and Smalltalk, Area Man Reveals in Shock Announcement

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-11 18:56

HAX MY }

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-11 20:00

-> my $anus begin
  hax $anus
end

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-11 20:24

int main()
{
    int hax = 0, my = 1, anus = 2;
    return main();
}

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-11 20:44

>>37-39
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