Dear GOTO Supporters,

You advocate GOTO because of the single use case: nested resource cleanup. You only focus on this, lone, "good" example.. none of the bad points, you are short sighted. Your short sight prohibits moving on to better control structures. Your type is the same as those that claim stem cell research is immoral on religious grounds, ignoring the fact it could save millions of lives. I hate you.

nested in a sea of loops? use goto

want to really fuck with people use goto's instead of loops