What the hell is this C# bullshit?

I usually code in C and Lisp for linux, but today I needed to write something for windows and I tried C#.
I found myself lost in thousands static private sealed abstract classes, forced object-orientation of code and a counterintuitive visual IDE builder.
When I code, I don't want eight extra GIGABYTES of worthless clicky IDEs and forced object-orientation of code! I just want to program!!
Not a "gui designer". Not an "ENTERPRISE-QUALITY PROGRAMMER". Those are for FAGGOTS!!!!
LISP! LISP! LISP IS THE )))))))))))!!

I'll code that in Racket and compile it on windows. Fuck C#.

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I don't even see how one can compare C++ with C#. C# is just a better Java. It's a managed/"safe" (unless you want to deal with pointers in a limited manner) language, garbage collected, large and varied library, no headers, relatively clean syntax. It doesn't have most of the mess C++ comes with. It was enjoyable enough for development, but that was because it was the first ENTERPRISE language I was actually using seriously. What made me look even further was how I was limited in all kinds of annoying ways and when I went and looked up why Microsoft added those limitations, their explanations were really not good enough for me, so I looked for other languages. In Lisp, all those features that I wanted existed out of the box, without me having to even do anything to gain them.