What the hell is this C# bullshit?

I usually code in C and Lisp for linux, but today I needed to write something for windows and I tried C#.
I found myself lost in thousands static private sealed abstract classes, forced object-orientation of code and a counterintuitive visual IDE builder.
When I code, I don't want eight extra GIGABYTES of worthless clicky IDEs and forced object-orientation of code! I just want to program!!
Not a "gui designer". Not an "ENTERPRISE-QUALITY PROGRAMMER". Those are for FAGGOTS!!!!
LISP! LISP! LISP IS THE )))))))))))!!

I'll code that in Racket and compile it on windows. Fuck C#.

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I actually knew plenty of other languages too. I knew some C++, but I did not like it enough to actually make use of it except when interoperating with other people's code. I ended up liking plain clean C more.