Need halp with hacks

So this stupid little shit on a game is annoying the fuck outa me and says I can't do shit. I want to change his mind about that. I need a RAT to give to him. Also some help on how to use it to its full potential. I'm gana upload it to a file site and tell him it's a video of me doing really good at the game or something like that. Help please?

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