The place to be as a programmer.

Hey guys I stopped working as a net admin in order to go back to school and fold my credits into a degree (I'm already over halfway done with my whole fucking degree by accident, how fucking cool)
Anyhow like I stopped admining and went to school for these reasons:

Greater ability to submit resumes, I was tired of seeing relatively easy jobs with better pay and a degree requirement.
Tired of college boys who code VB for a living looking down their noses at me.
Tired of college boys with degrees in bullshit doing the same.
Tired of users (I know you have them)
Tired of PRINTERS I WILL NEVER FIX ANOTHER FUCKING PRINTER EVER.

So I have enough funding to get some sort of masters,  I see the level of undeserved respect the right masters degree can bring a person, people who often do a completely shit job being boss for years finally getting canned and getting a new job as boss somewhere else within a couple months.  I want in on that action.

Anywhere what are some general career guidelines for avoiding USERS and PRINTERS while making as much as I can.

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So it's necessary for me to write the list with the list function as the first atom/argument/parameter/whatever I should call it for otherwise it will return an error that states that A isn't a function?

Isn't there any more elegant way to do it except actually having to provide it with a function? Feels more like a work around than an actual solution.
Meh, ugly, there should be a more elegant way to do it.