weird/odd code you've written

Show me the weirdest (executable) code you've written.
Not whole blocks, just a few lines.

I guess I'll start, I wrote this the other day.

for($i = 0, $c = $keyIndex; $i < 7; $i++)
    if(($p = $c += ($steps[$i] == 'W' ? 2 : 1)) >= 12)

I got drunk and high one night. I called my bro and we wrote some shitty book about wizards and some toy language. I hear people took it seriously.