/prog/ - TEN COMMANDMENTS

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-24 12:45

Why do they not go from 0-9?

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-24 12:47

Because the bible uses 1-based arrays

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-24 13:06

because God loves to troll

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-24 14:33

Because God can't program.
See: emotional algorithm of women.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-24 14:48

>>4
in struct Woman:
enum Emotion emotion;

in void update_emotion(struct *Woman f):
f->emotion = rand()%EMOTION_MAX;

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-24 15:11

Because God uses FORTRAN.

See >>3

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-24 17:50

Because God uses Matlab.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-24 18:16

Because God doesn't exist.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-24 18:35

>>5
Everyone knows the lower bits aren't particularly random.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-24 18:44

>>8
Hi Xarn.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-24 19:18

10 commandments thread had 10 replies at the 10th position I wont allow it

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-24 19:34

this thread has over 11 replies. thou shalt not reply anymore

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-24 22:16

>>5
By convention that should be EMOTION_LAST

Also there are 11 commandments, the 0th was lost due to a buffer overflow

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-25 10:55

>>13
Prolly more a division by zero, and so the universe has black holes.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-25 11:13

>>13
How can you overflow and lose the very first element of a buffa? Even an underflow makes little sense.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-25 12:13

>>15
I wouldn't expect a natural Java programmer like yourself to understand it, but consider this code:



#define MAX_NAME_LEN 5

struct tablet {

        char sender[MAX_NAME_LEN];

        char receiver[MAX_NAME_LEN];

        char *commandments[];

};

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-25 12:27

>>15
Yes, Java, okay. You have me totally figured. Anyway, you still have the first commandment. You'd have to be pretty stupid to overflow by sizeof(char*) bytes (rendering commandments[0] unrecoverable), do you think God hadn't invented snprintf? Also why was commandments written to after sender or receiver, and why wasn't it to a file?
This is all so implausible!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 23:20

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TEN COMMANDMENTS

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18 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 23:20