tell me more about you, /prog/

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ever worked for a big company?:

I achieved satori aged 20, spent the next 7 years smoking pot, too consumed in my own awesomeness to bother myself with the trivial code of the corporate world. In between I built and lost 3 businesses, was a drug dealer, a homeless criminal and a cocaine addict.

Now I work in a 2.0 stealth startup, yes I'm one of those wankers.

I wake up, go work, work, go home, sleep.

I used to work for the faggots at Yahoo for a short while.

Now I realise I'm just a arrogant bastard.