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Name: Anonymous 2010-11-17 10:03

So what's everyone's problem with Ruby programmers?

Ruby's a decent language. Why all the hate?

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-17 11:18

Typical liberal conceit: If something is popular or common it's not worthy of our elitist attention.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-17 11:23


    end
   end
  end
 end
end

Also it's slow. Also 1.9 is not so portable with 1.8 in extremely important aspects (like "abc"[0])

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-17 11:53

Pythonfag here, though I must intervene:

end end end end == DEDENT DEDENT DEDENT DEDENT == }}}} == ))))

it's slow
Stupidest reason ever to dislike a language. It's not even a problem with the language, but with MRU.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-17 11:53

ruby is python done wrong

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-17 12:02

>>5
But python is Perl done wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-17 12:02

>>5
U MENA
Ruby is Python done right.
FTFY, you FIOC ``faggot''

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-17 12:13

Ruby is a rather beautiful elegant language. Like a graceful swan dancing in the moonlight

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-17 12:21

Probably only because of the otaku connotations. That, and it's famously SLOW AS FUCK

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-17 12:39

>>9
Are there lots of weeaboos in the community?

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-17 13:24

>>9
Only when not configured properly. lrn2admin.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-17 13:41

It's not even a problem with the language, but with MRU.

How about FUCK YOU, ``faggot''? If language is so broken that its own implementer can not get it right, then it's the fault of language.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-17 14:04

>>12
Butthurt much ``faggot''? I think prison might be like summer camp for you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-17 15:28

if someone made a Ruby editor that used indentation delimiting but then translated back and forth to end delimiters, that would be enough for me to switch from Python to Ruby

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-17 15:48

Two reasons: slow and community is full of weaboos

That's reason enough to hate a language

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-17 16:07

>>13
go fuck youreself

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-17 16:07

>>15
Please try to contribute new ideas to a discussion. Thank you!

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-17 16:17

>>17
Please try not to be such a flaming ruby fanboy. Thank you!

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-17 16:44

>>18
If you must know, I was >>9

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-17 16:53

ruby is python with the unreadability of perl

Name: XARN 2010-11-17 17:25

Ruby is made by a japanese dude. Everybody knows though, that japanese dudes are only good at copying[1] western[2] achievements, which leads us, since Ruby ``ain't it''[3], straight to a paradox[4]!!!

conclusion: WHBT



____________________
[1]: read: ``stealing''
[2]: read: ``the world's best'', In the sense, that there is no thing that is, in any way, better.
[3]: even the anticudder prefers Python.
[4]: i.e., After what is ruby modeled after?

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-17 17:50

>>21
We also know that japanese copies are improvements of the original

__thingamabobbuiltinmethodnameIcantremember__(self)
   helpwhatclassami.domehard(self)

vs

class Point
  def initialize(x,y)
    @x, @y = x, y
  end

  def acces_x          
    @x
  end

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-17 18:09

>>8
Ruby looks and feels like a graceful mole digging in the mud.

>>12
No, you're the faggot. Python's CPython isn't the bomb either — no specializing, and no multithreaded Python code, yet third-party interpreters or mods such as Psyco and Jython have proved both are mere limitations of CPython, and are completely unrelated to the language.

>>22
@
Fail
acces
Double fail
optional parens
Get this stupid shit out of my /prog.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-17 18:47

/prog
F-F-F-FUCKING FAILURE

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-17 19:19

Get this stupid shit out of my /prog.
__noyougojerkur__(self)

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-17 20:14

>>24
http://dis.4chan.org/prog

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-17 22:11

>>20
Actually, Ruby is Perl with the readability of Python

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-17 22:55

>>27
Actually, anus is anus with the anus of many anii

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-18 1:58

Ruby is fine.
The only problem is the lack of documentation.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-18 11:37

>>29
your fucking gay

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-18 11:56

>>30
What about my fucking gay?
end

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-18 12:30

RUBY MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-18 12:56

>>31
your fucking gay

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-18 14:58

The problem is: Ruby's platform sucks... and everyone equates platform with language.

Ruby is like having consensual sex with a female in the missionary position.

(MRI|YARV)'s speed is like cutting your grass with a fingernail clippers.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-18 15:03

>>34
Why choose consensual sex in missionary position when you can have C's anal rape?

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-18 15:10

>>35
Why coose C's anal rape when you can have The D Programming Language's consensual anal sex and a blowjob?

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-18 15:17

>>34-36 samefag

Name: VIPPER 2010-11-18 15:57

>>36
Why cooose ...

JEWS

Name: sage 2010-11-18 16:40

>>37
>>34 here, I wish I was samefaggin it up in this thread.
Now I have no choice but to sage it. Sage it all to hell.
SAGE GOES IN ALL FIELDS!

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-18 16:44

>>36
>consensual anal sex
No.
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