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Name: Anonymous 2010-11-14 6:21

How does /prog/ feel about this very popular language?

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-14 7:48

''JS''? U MENA ''jk''.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-14 10:47

It's not bad. Just pointless.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-14 11:20

pointerless

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-14 13:23

It has half a dozen implementations each of which runs an order of magnitude faster than your favorite high-level dynamic language.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-14 14:13

>>4
ba dum tssssss

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-14 14:16

[quote]Implying multiline quoting
is even difficult.[/quote]

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-14 14:17

the book "Javascript: The Good Parts" gives a good overview of the language

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-14 15:06

>>8
Shortest book in history?

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-14 15:34

It's not a bad language, but it's nothing fantastic either.

The Java-ish parts are particularly bad. Not because Java is bad, but because they don't really fit the language.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-14 15:59

>>9
No, that would be Real World Haskell.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-14 16:24

>>9,11
Are you guys comedians

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-14 16:32

>>11
I read that book, it's just one page filled with a giant:
NO

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-14 18:20

JavaScript looks like that girl I missed out on because of that bitch DOM.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-14 18:47

Scheme with C-style syntax. What's not to love about that?

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-14 19:05

Scheme with C-style syntax.
define(fact, lambda(n, if(n <= 0, 1, n * fact(n-1))))

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-14 19:17

>>16
You're not trying at all, are you now?

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-14 20:45

>>15
What >>14 said. The language itself isn't too bad but the way everything around it is designed is a huge pain in the ass.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-14 21:24

>>14
DICK Object Model

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 20:07

<-- check em dubz

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