Gosu

I haven't been on /prog/ in quite a while, but I saw this and thought I'd drop it off for you guys

http://gosu-lang.org/comparison.shtml

Check out the last criterion for comparison in that table

var listOfStrings = {"cat", "dog", "bird"}

var naturallyOrdered = listOfStrings.order()

var orderedByLength = listOfStrings.orderBy( \ s -> s.length() )
Looks like Haskell with Java's syntax.