Someone Halp!

What in the fuck:

Array.prototype.foldr = function(func, initial) {
    return this.reduce(function(sum, x) {
        return function(n) {
            return sum(func(n, x));
        };
    }, function(x){return x;})(initial);
}

javascript enabled apps of the future will inspect the properties of the operation in the fold, and paralyze as necessary in different iframes. This is done using the <hoist><isub parallel="true"/></hoist> combinator pop up menu jquery.