Someone Halp!

What in the fuck:

Array.prototype.foldr = function(func, initial) {
    return this.reduce(function(sum, x) {
        return function(n) {
            return sum(func(n, x));
        };
    }, function(x){return x;})(initial);
}

>>13
you can't tell me what to do.

And you're silly implementation will not take advantage of the multicore javascript enabled future.

You'll be left behind in the dark ages of computing.