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hey prog i realize this is not g but you guys seem like the smarter hackers so i felt my question is better asked here:

what cellphone would u recommend?

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making calls
voice mail
I don't have friends, so I don't need to make calls. Maybe only receive them whenever someone's computerized cup-holder breaks.

checking the time/date
One word: wrist watch.

alarm clock
Why not man up and use a real alarm clock or input ``sleep $((7*3600)) && mplayer somefile.mp3'' in your nearest tty?