Are you a NEET?

Be honest.
And teaching yourself how to program online doesn't count as ``education''.

I got a "job" waiting for me in the US of A, and this "job" comes complete with "friends" who want to "help" me. The pay is good as long as I dont "upset" any of my friends. Im currently a NEET seeking a real "life" because somehow getting trained to be a "pet" is not worth the "suggested income"