/prog/ - RPG

Lets program a roleplaying game together. Each post must contain either a new function or an edited version of an old function in psudocode. I will start:

int dealDamage(int hp, int damage){
    return hp - damage;
}

>>17
Who cares, I never write psuedocode most of the time, unless the language is braindead, I can just express myself in it without the need of an extra translation step.