/prog/ - RPG

Lets program a roleplaying game together. Each post must contain either a new function or an edited version of an old function in psudocode. I will start:

int dealDamage(int hp, int damage){
    return hp - damage;
}


int fuck(struct anus *thing, bool condom) {
  if(condom)
    thing->an_sore++;
   else
    thing->an_sore += 2;
  sperm_c = 0;
  return thing_an_sore;
}