/prog/ - RPG

Lets program a roleplaying game together. Each post must contain either a new function or an edited version of an old function in psudocode. I will start:

int dealDamage(int hp, int damage){
    return hp - damage;
}

void die() {
 tell ("You are dead. Is funny to me.");
 main_menu();
}
void newGame() {
 die();
}