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Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 15:08

/prog/ I have a very important question about my career path. I'm currenty thinking of doing CompSci at universtity (UK) but I heard that it would be a wasted degree as all the programming jobs are being sent to places like india and china where they do it cheaper???

Is this true?

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 15:14

There are no jobs in the UK, anyway you may as well take up opiates and get on the dole.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 15:20

Ahh in that case I'll do a history degree- bound to get job offers that way.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 15:32

Bump baby bump

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 15:46

DON'T HELP HIM!

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 16:28

Stfu douche bag. Useful replies only cunt.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 18:39

You're new here, aren't you?

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 19:06

Yeah new to /prog/ but I didn't expect this to be like a few other boards on 4chan. I'm just trying to get a geniune answer, seems I'm asking the wrong people.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 19:08

Maybe I should try /adv/ ?

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 19:20

The pleasure of wasting my time inside.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 19:36

Huh? How is that I'm wasting anyones time?

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-26 23:44

PRO TIP:
CS graduates don't get jobs because they're social inbreds who can't last 5 minutes in an interview.

Your best bet is to:
A) Get any degree that /requires/ programming classes and decent mathematics courses

B) Understand that computer science is a bullshit degree

C) Take some public speaking classes / writing courses. Anything that seems like it'll help you build a resume (CV), create an impressive cover letter, and prepare you for interviews.

D) Land a killer internship, because you'll be set apart from the other social inbreds (which look like social inbreds; not to be confused with you, a social inbred that looks like a decent employee.)

E) Know that you'll start small anywhere, because yes, the industry is being outsourced. But you can work your way up.

IF ALL ELSE FAILS: CREATE A STARTUP USING RUBY OR PYTHON OR PHP. THEN WHEN YOUR PRODUCT DOESN'T SCALE, CREATE SOME INANE SOLUTION TO SCALE. REMEMBER, HARDWARE CAN COMPENSATE FOR 85-90% OF POOR DESIGN DECISIONS.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-27 0:08

>>12
CS graduates don't get jobs because they're social inbreds who can't last 5 minutes in an interview.
Go fuck yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-27 0:10

Short answer: No.  The world has enough applications written in broken-ass english, and there are companies are willing to pay the money if you are a programmer/developer/whatever who knows what they are doing.  If you can't graduate from college, don't even bother.

That said, I agree with >>12 on a lot of his points.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-27 3:57

>>12
B) Understand that computer science is a bullshit degree
I never went to college or had job, so maybe this sounds stupid, but arent most degrees BS degress?

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-27 9:17

If you want to do programming, take up a programming course as computer science has nothing to do with programming.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-27 9:19

>>13
YHBT.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-27 15:11

Thanks guys, also is the level of maths in a programming course really high? Do you need to be really good at maths. I have a friend who was average at maths and got into imperial college (3rd best uni for CompSci)

>>12 Oh really? Social inbreds? I wouldn't consider this guy to be a social inbred http://www.sunshine.co.uk/about/alan-gilmour/

+ he's making it big- has a six figure salary.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-27 15:22

>>18
I think my course (AI) is one of only a few in my uni's entire CS department that requires a background in maths, and that's just a B at AS. Just FYI. Not much is needed, and the stuff that is (set theory, logic, etc) is given to you anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-27 15:57

>>18
Cool story, bro.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-27 16:13

>>19 That good to hear, as I got an A at AS and decided to drop it. I was a bit worried because I thought that was a bad decision. I had a few people telling me I needed to do Further maths!

I think there's more maths in Economics that CompSci.

Just out of curiosity, what Uni do you go to?

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-27 16:19

>>21
Yeah, don't worry about that. All my further maths buddies have gone on to do homosexual degrees like physics and, uh, more maths. More fool them.
I'm at Liverpool, but I'd have preferred Sheffield - they wanted a B in maths at A2, though, and it's probably gone up since then.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-27 17:05

>>22 Yeah, I'd really love to get in a russell group uni though, that'd be fantastic.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-27 17:28

>>23
I was surprised to find out how many universities are in the Russell group.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-27 18:22

Is that something like the Jewish cabal.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-28 11:20

>>25 No far from it

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-29 7:02

Studying CS at a university to become a programmer is like studying biology to become a zookeeper.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-29 8:02

>>27
This

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-29 8:20

>>1
There'll always be a place for quality. Shitty software factories and consulting companies from India can't possibly take out all programming jobs in Europe because somebody, somewhere, realizes that what they do in India is bullshit and wants a quality job.

India development has a few problems: first of all, the software factory model is fundamentally flawed and is only suitable for sluggish, grossly overpaid projects for banks. Then you have large consulting companies, flawed as well; they'll rip you off and have some random noob straight off uni build your most critical stuff, and some noob who hasn't even touched a computer one hour before getting hired will be writting the bulk of your stuff. And finally the communication and distance problems; Indians can't talk shit with you, end users or end customers.

And the best of all is that some of the retarded managers ruling this "industry" (just calling it "industry" is cancerous) are starting to realize that India projects tend to fail, and if they don't fail, they tend to go obscenely over the budget, be horribly late, and result in horrendous quality software that even retards such as managers can see.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-29 8:39

>>29
Like Japanese manufacturing, right? All they'll ever do is create poor knockoffs of American cars and electronics, all that industry couldn't possibly result in a competent workforce.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-29 9:36

Indians always write "u" instead of "you".
This is enough for me not to ever buy one for my programming tasks.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-29 12:25

>>27
A British University no less.

Save your money OP and use it to start your own company.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-29 12:42

The solution is simple OP, and you are stupid for not seeing it:  Move to India.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-29 14:37

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Name: Anonymous 2010-10-29 20:34

>>30
You're comparing El Cheapo programming and flawed work models with Japanese technology!?

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-30 0:11

>>30
You are neglecting one important fact: the Indians are nothing like the Japanese.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-30 0:59

>>34

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Name: Anonymous 2010-10-30 6:07

>>35-36
There's hell of a lot of Indians, and they're educating their people in software engineering at home and abroad.
Their software houses may be crap right now, but if/when the shit hits the fan, the competent workers can group together to form stronger units.

There's nothing magical about Western people that gives them knowledge that the Indians can't pick up in a decade or two, and you'll learn that the hard way if you just sit on your fat ass and complain about short-sighted managers.
They don't have to be as good as a good on-site team, they just have to be cheap and not too much worse than a bad one.

That's not to say there won't be jobs left, but the dream that what has been outsourced will start returning is nothing but the spiteful fantasies of a jealous ex.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-30 6:59

>>38
they just have to be cheap and not too much worse than a bad one.
And this is why I'll never run out of work. There's always a place for quality. I'm an expensive programmer, but my employer admits I'm worth more than any amount of cheapos, not because I work faster/do more stuff, but because of the amounts of difficult shit I can solve: not one, nor two, nor a team of 20 newbies will ever manage to solve a very difficult problem, sometimes you just need a good hacker (one with "abstract bullshite" capabilities), or a guru.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-30 7:15

>>37
Looks more like a buttplug to me, testicles usually aren't that flat.

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