How the christ does the Y Combinator work?

Fuck, I've been rereading http://mvanier.livejournal.com/2897.html for the past several hours and it might as well be written in Esperanto. Am I just not cut out for EXPERT PROGRAMMING‽

>>39
That's why it's called a paradox.

A boy died in 1932 by a homicidal murderer. He buried him in the ground when he was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried him. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little boy. In the middle of the night he will be on your ceiling. He will suffocate you like he was suffocated. If you post this, he will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

>>1
It's magic. I ain't GOTO explain shit!

>>3

This. Academia circle jerk discovered blogging and now we have a retarded FP hype.

it's shit

How the christ does the Y Combinator work?

The Ways of God are Inscrutable.

I am enlightened.