I hate you, /prog/.

You've broken me. I can't even look at languages like PHP, C++ or Java without chuckling in my mind, while I can't really explain why I dislike them even to myself. I intuitively perceive other programmers who haven't used Haskell or Lisp as inferior, even though they are most likely more productive or successful than me. I find the phrase "hax my anus" mildly amusing.
You've broken me, /prog/, but the worst thing is that you left me. You left me, and now all I have left is this petty excuse for a textboard.

>>11
If there's a feature of C++ that you can't easily implement in C, you probably shouldn't be using it.