My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass BBCode. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever been on /s/? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people's code because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to NetHack.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. My reaction face folder is ~400GB. I invented the bachelor frog meme. What hentai have you read, other than "SICP"? I also never get trolled, and have a 32" monitor (Just watched porn; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.