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javascript sucks

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-29 19:40

Why does javascript suck so much?

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-29 19:45

if you're having browser problems I feel bad for you son..

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-29 19:46

Cause your mom writes it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-29 19:48

because you touch yourself at night

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-29 19:53

most convoluted code ever

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-29 19:54

Because if it didn't suck, it wouldn't be so ubiquitous.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-29 19:58

javascript > actionscript

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-29 20:09

At least it's fast.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-29 20:09

lol i hate actionscript i am so trendy and cool hi my name is hotaru and i use .net

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-29 20:17

don't worry w3c is going to clear up all of your problems real soon

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-29 20:44

var foo = function(bar) {
    alert("HAX MY " + bar);
};

foo("ANUS");



why do people define functions like that

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-29 20:49

>>11
In Scheme, this is called ``Indiana Style''. The aim is to show that there is nothing special about function definition, it's just a normal variable.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-29 20:57

foo = lambda bar:
    print("HAX MY", bar)


``INDIANA'' python

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-29 21:15

>>12
In Scheme, my anus is a first class object

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-29 22:25

>>1
I wouldn't say that JavaScript sucks. It's got some good ideas at its core, but they're trapped in a language that was designed hastily and given poor implementations on web browsers for the first 8–10 years of its life.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-29 23:05

>>15
Perhaps if ECMA gives it some real OO features, I mean classes, interfaces packages, overriding methods, etc, it will be able to make something of itself.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-30 0:03

>>16
>it will be able to make something of itself
It has already made something of itself.  It's pretty much required for non-flash sites but the implementation is always so messy that it sucks the elegance out of web design.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-30 0:30

>>16
You're a special kind of idiot.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-30 1:22

Javascript is probably the most underrated programming language in existence

read "Javascript: the Good Parts" to see why its such a good language

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-30 1:25

>>19
I read that once, and while I see his point, I disagree that they outweigh the bad parts sufficiently to make it underrated, much less the most underrated language in existence.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-30 2:36

>>19
Hello, FrozenVoid.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-30 8:55

>>16
2/10

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-30 9:39

>>22
Oh c'mon, it's gotta be worth more than that!

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-30 12:10

>>23
but only because you insist
2.001/10

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-30 17:41

>>24
thx

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-06 9:24

Back to /b/, ``GNAA Faggot''

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