Web scripting languages RAM usage

Tested on Linux with FIOC 2.6.5, PHP 5.3.3 and Ruby 1.8.7, all running as FCGI processes.

FIOC: 8MB
PHP: 35MB
Ruby: 70MB

I propose that we shall henceforth refer to Ruby as _Shitty.

You still won't get me to learn FIOC, and its fucking retarded requirements that I format my code Guido's way.

RAM is cheap in case you haven't noticed, as are CPU cycles.

Fuck Guido, and fuck you too, OP, while we're at it.