Why still shitchan?

Hello, I'm Anonymous, and I'm back from having left some years ago. I see /prog is still using Shiichan and realize about any text board out there is better than this broken piece of shit; why are we still using this? Also, why aren't ancient threads threadstopped so some faggot won't bump them?

Well, Mr. Smartiepants, what would you suggest we use as an alternative?