Piracy over telephony/voip

The french have an Hadopi law to prevent piracy.
The ACTA also tries to prevent piracy and introduce strong rules.
Basically DPI will come up (Deep Packet Inspection)


An idea for Indetectable Piracy/Transport :

(1) We want to transport binary data
(2) We want it to be indetectable
(3) We have VoIP/GoogleChat

=> Transform the data into noise (bip for zero, BEEP for one)
and send it inside the WebCam/Phone call over Skype/VoIP.

Doing so could :

(1) Mix phone call and data transfer (yeah !)
(2) Prevent detection (what the #!, I'm just chatting with my friends .. that noise ? radio ??)
(3) Allow peering through conferencing

And no problem with bandwidth : many VoIP services are free now.

If by the way s/o is interested .. It could end up as a Skype
plugin or a pure "Data to noise" and "Noise to data"
cool program

 Ideas ? (yes, feed the troll)

>>4
DPI will be applied to all places with any traffic.
Most ``pirates'' don't know how to install windows, do you expect them to use cryptographic solutions that connect to your servers?
Of course OP's idea is even more unrealistic.
I can only think of making BT data traffic harder to identify or more expensive to process, e. g. mimic FTP or HTTP data packets so that DPI device will have to use more processor power in attempts to associate them to an active session.