So today I wrote my first program


#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
int main(void)
{
 return (printf("hello, world") < 0) ? EXIT_FAILURE : EXIT_SUCCESS;
}

My teacher said that I shouldn't program at all. What the fuck?

>>6
Most functions tend to do that. It's intuitive in a conditional statement. Programs, however, usually do the opposite.

>>6
functions do that. not program exit codes. so for every syscall do you #define new status codes? you sound like the type of retard that would #define ONE 1 and #define ZERO 0.

also did you just imply that the read and write syscalls are obscure? what the fuck am i reading?