stupid bitches

There is this old saying that says "the bigger is the head, the smaller is the penis". For some reason, there is a social phenomenon where small penises seek bigger vaginas. The reason why they are doing this is still unclear, but I heard some theories. A bigger vagina is akin to having a big house for some penises, but one shall be reminded that a bigger house can accomodate more people, not only that but basically a big house can behave like a big black hole which sucks everything in its surroundings. The small penis by virtue of being small may feel the need of company in what may seem like a big cold house. But don't be fooled small penis! The fellowship of colored penises can turn your gigantic house into a serious incubator of STD's, eventually turning you into some kind of imported marshmallow. There is a parallel to the old saying for women. Basically, "the bigger is the head, the less of a bitch one is". My virginity prevented me from testing this hypothesis, but I guess it does make sense. Recently, I heard about some bitch who looks like a tall wrinkled celery stick. I won't tell her story, so do me a favor and click on the link.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbXETfsDElg

Hadn't come to /prog/ for a while, thought I'd check it out. This is the top post.

I guess I'll be leaving then...