Name: Anonymous 2010-09-19 17:54
I have been collecting the film of scuzz that collects on my teeth over the past several years. I have collected nearly small jar's worth of scuzz through painstaking dedication and perseverance.
My technique is thus: I avoid brushing and instead take a dull razor blade and scrape the flat parts of my teeth whenever I feel a build up has accumulated. Furthermore, I eat a lot of junk food and drink soda so as to aid my efforts.
The scuzz that I have obtained smells of putrid rot and I have kept it fairly moist by keeping the jar sealed.
I intend to use it as masturbatory lubricant.
My technique is thus: I avoid brushing and instead take a dull razor blade and scrape the flat parts of my teeth whenever I feel a build up has accumulated. Furthermore, I eat a lot of junk food and drink soda so as to aid my efforts.
The scuzz that I have obtained smells of putrid rot and I have kept it fairly moist by keeping the jar sealed.
I intend to use it as masturbatory lubricant.